How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
