We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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