If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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