but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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