everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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