let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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