How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
So. Much. Porn.
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