Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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