it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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