We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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