On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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