just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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