hell yes lets make some ravioli
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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