At least make sure they are 18
Why
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Can I color on your dick again?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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