yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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