did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
my liver is dry heaving
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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