question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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