he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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