we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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