I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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