Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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