she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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