In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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