this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
