Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
