it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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