Sorry, I don't speak sober.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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