i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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