yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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