Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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