I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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