Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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