please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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