In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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