Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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