Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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