If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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