if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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