we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
