Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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