he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Boobs are out for the taking
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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