She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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