all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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