Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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