Quick, to the slutcave!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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