Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Randomize
