Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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