Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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