that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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