And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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